I bought this hat thinking I’d wear it to a weekend bonfire. Instead, I accidentally became a man of mystery and mild wilderness competency.

The second I put it on, I felt like I needed to carry a cast iron skillet at all times and start my sentences with “Back in the day…” I walked into a hardware store and someone asked if I work there. I don’t. But I said yes. That’s the power of this hat.

The fit is perfect, like it was molded on the head of someone named Buck who drinks black coffee and fixes things with duct tape.

Since owning this hat, I’ve chopped firewood (once), grown a beard (kind of), and considered moving off-grid (for five minutes). It hasn’t made me stronger, but it has made me look like I could be.

Highly recommend for anyone who wants to look 42% more capable outdoors, even if the most rugged thing you do is grill chicken thighs on Sundays.

^^^ while the previous content of this review may be a chatgpt generated joke, this hat isn’t. Seager makes great quality hats that last a long time. I live a pretty active life and I’ve taken Seager hats all over the world and nary a single sweat has bled through to the 🧢. Great quality!